"Great relaxing foot massage - with WiFi availability."
"Had to checkin just because of their spaced out name!"
"Nice hotel at reasonable prices. Close proximity to airport. Free pickup and delivery to airport."
"Really nice sports bar, large screen tv, pool table. Great food and cold beer."
"No need to even bring your cigarettes here...the ventilation is that great!! Free smoking various blends all at once!"
"WiFi password: 38489999"