"Cold coffee and terrible slow service ☕️"
"Kill five birds with one stone with Hop, Skip, Hump, Jump and Prawns"
"The breakfasts are really good here. Try the big breakfast, salmon cup or eggs Benedict!"
"The buffalo wings and prawns Mozambique style are both amazing"
"There's 4G mobile Internet in abundance here!"
"You are guaranteed to see a wifey swinging from the trapeze on Friday and Saturday nights."