"The best gat damn chicken wings imaginable."
"Sonny is one of the nicest guys ever. Be friendly and he'll kindly return the favour."
"Parking sucks. Don't park on Timmons... you may get towed."
"Chianti short ribs FTW. Not too salty like most places."
"Keep count of the beer you order/receive. For obvious reasons when you drink at a bar/grille with such poor service."
"Be mindful of what and to whom you speak. This is Alvin."