"The quail eggs they serve here my entice some, but for me? I want a yolky mound of yumminess. The coffee tastes like ass && .99 I paid for that damn side of tomatoes!"
"The small boy is the "boss""
"Try the Perry. RAWR ;) haha!"
"Hygiene hygiene hygiene ladies..."
"For the pet stop - why cant I pet the kitten before I buy it???"