Petr Martyuk

"Bartender doesn't know how to speak English but she sure knows how to pour cider."

"First slice gets you full. Second dispels all your doubts. Third and fourth you can't help but eat them anyway."

"If you want to show off, this is your choice. They have sugar free, gluten free and lactose free options. Customize all you want."

"Describing menu barista got carried away, knocked the glass of juice over and said "well, fuck". It looked very professional as if it was rehearsed."

"The place is so groovy, I could be hanging there for a few hours with empty espresso cup. I could, and I did. No regrets."

"If you want a shoulder to cry on, try this brownie. It's so dry, it will dry all your tears."