"Cool vintage décor, but waaaay too expensive. Get a cheap beer, save your food $$$ for elsewhere."
"Nice rosé, really awkward iPad ordering system for tapas. Go for happy hour..."
"Expensive mediocre food. Lame drinks. Amazing location on the beach!"
"Open late! Limited selection, but has most of what ya need. Produce is just meh. 🧀🍪☕️🍗"