"Don't be in a hurry when you come here!"
"The short guy that is always drunk will hook you up! He will mess up the order so keep an eye on him and you'll get extra when you catch him."
"Why the fuq does my sandwich HAVE to be toasted? This location is one to avoid based on basic concepts."
"The Bacon Waffle is a dynamite breakfast selection."
"They have Fireball now - do yourself a favor and try it ice cold!"