"Don't miss this painting in the lobby. Painted at Metropole by Joan Baez in 1973."
"Try a Kwaak! A solid Belgian, served in a small yard with a wooden stand. The pageantry of it alone makes it a good choice."
"Toilet seat covers = free cowboy hats!"
"Try the 'Taiwanese Hamburger'. Pork belly, bao wrap, Chinese pickle, cilantro. Not on the menu - ask for it!"