"Get the salmon mousse and add cucumber."
"This is a very small seating area. Please use your inside voice so everyone can enjoy their conversations, not just yours."
"Watch out for their favourite phrase when it comes to scheduling: "Well, I'm not sure who told you that, but...""
"Check out
www.pdxakpsi.org to find out what AKPsi is all about.""Everyone has interests, come to SALP to find people who share yours! Ask the SALP front desk staff for information on the many existing student groups, or find out how to start one yourself!"