"Pro tip: The narrow bar facing Grand Ave makes for a great standing desk, at least if you're the same height as me."
"Grand Sandwich appears to be closed."
"Take a class or read a book? Thinking for yourself? Don't need any of that! Let the indoctrination proceed!"
"Sure is a lot of limestone for a place called Granite City"
"Visit the home of IPUMS, NHGIS, and Terra Populous!"
"Gotta try the new clover coffee machine. Get the high-end beans, don't waste time with a blend."