Paul Shaw

"Useful when it's raining for walking from High Street to Corporation Street/Printworks without getting too wet"

"Keep the gates shut so the sheep don't get in the campsite."

"Run through the fountains in your pants. Seems to be popular with the locals and a cost effective alternative to the beach or having a bath, even when it's not particularly warm."

"Ice cream van in the reservoir car park on sunny days. Watch out for the mice I released here in 2008 (caught in kitchen). Say hi if you see them."

"Decent museum, although large section shut for refurbishment, opening november 2010"

"Food a bit expensive last time I went in"