Paul Mackenzie

"Its a creche not a spa hotel, rugrats everywhere as it's so close to Peppa Pig World. Still, that only makes the egg and bacon taste all the better in the morning."

"Great act, poor promotion."

"The Badami chicken's great, especially if you like something mild."

"Family of 5? The taxi back is cheaper than the bus."

"Travelling to Reading or London? Split your ticket at Swindon and save yourself/your business some money."

"Don't fall asleep and snore while sunbathing by the pool. It scares the locals."