"Exclusive membership and the member list is extremely limited. Guests are welcome by formal invitation. The accommodations are suburb! King size bed, gourmet dinning, LED TV's and snacks."
"Mitch & Katrina are excellent hosts with one flaw. Bet you can't guess what it's is."
"The patio is glorious at night with a cool breeze."
"Try the corner of the couch. Guaranteed to put you to sleep during any show or movie. Just ask Laina."