Paulina Ukrainets

"Double Medium chicken wrap with peri-peri chips and a bottomless frozen yoghurt - that's what I'm talking about."

"Don't walk here in the dark unleas you want Ascot chavs and paedofiles to come your way."

"If most people are as poor as me, buy the Islip train ticket on the way in - £1 for a child, £2 for an adult, and they hardly bother to check once you're on the train."

"Arbat, a ne Drakon!"

"The residence of the greatest woman of our time - Isobel A. Savulescu"

"Best place ever."