"Boiled Peanut Shack no longer exists. It was removed by the DOT to make room for road construction."
"Early bird flight....got through everything in <20 min!"
"Dr. Denise Kennedy is very caring and a good listener!"
"Scored Sperry Topsiders and a pair of sandals for $21. Catch a BOGO sale, go to clearance, then wait on them to spin the discount wheel."