"Every appointment I've made I've waited at least 20 minutes past my appt. time to be helped... BULLSHIT"
"I guarantee the stalls here have seen some fierce shits..."
"Don't fuck with my beer bongs, or I'll break in to your shit. Ya dumb fuckin bitch"
"Pretty expensive #immadumbfuck"
"Where are the rubbers!?!? ....seriously though"