"There is always someone either in a fender bender or almost one. Park far away if you love your car."
"My favorite Happy Hour spot on The Plaza. I always meet new people when I come."
"Can anyone tell me what the marshmallow fluff dip is used for?"
"Do not get the Tofu dog, it's fried...kinda doesn't serve its purpose of being healthy. I call it the Oxymoron Dog."
"I suggest taking your time to look at the glasses. Ask the employees which shape you should try 2 find. The employees know their stuff!"
"I doubt very much @Jimogle is the mayor. Don't cheat-teach children well."