P.K. Kociuba

"Very limited gym and cheap equipment overall."

"Don't forget to turn off the tv when you leave cause that saves .000009 cents a month."

"Must clean up the kitchen cause pee-paw never does."

"Only the finest amenities are offered at the "Joo Slum"...you have your choice of the sex infested couch, a limp blow up mattress and a cot made of the most exotic canvas money can buy"