Ozwald Cornelius

"There are two cash machines hidden here: one next to the stadium shop and another tucked between entrance A and P."

"A great little barbers but it’s a small unit tucked inside Wembley Park Market so go inside to find them. 💈"

"Leave time if you want to go beyond Baker Street as lots of trains terminate early there and you have to change"

"My top tip is don't stay here. I paid £140 for a bleak and wretched room."

"Have a 'Mix' sandwich from the kiosk at the foot of the steps before you climb. The small shop at the top sells ribbons to tie in the trees for remembrance of loved ones."

"Get something local instead. You can eat this shit at home when you're hungover and can't be fucked to cook."