"If you don't like bullies you have NO chance here; if you are a bullie, you will never want to leave...tempt us and maybe we will allow you to stay"
"You are only going to get freshly ground , french pressed bold coffees."
"The heart of East Jesus is Camp D. Pack your pockets with biscotti and you are certain to be welcome (a 12 pack of great beers is double assurance of joy)"