"Food took a while, my pad kee mao noodles are mush, and the native hot is barely hot. Dislike, not going back."
"Avoid the lamb gyro at all costs. I've had better gyros at the mall."
"Cheap happy hour menu, best lap dances in town!"
"Don't be on time, they'll make you wait outside in the rain."
"Bring your water bottle, they get real fussy."
"Buying a 10 pack of tickets saves you a buck a day and they don't expire."