"Dishwasher always broken!"
"Unfortunately, the castle has been closed to the public for quite some while now, due to "falling masonry"."
"Ash from the south side."
"Saved by the Redundant Churches Fund in 1952. Now St Mary's Art Centre."
"Destroyed by a Doodlebug bomb in 1944. Never rebuilt, but a new brick church built in a more central position of Little Chart."
"Just opened in the locality. Come armed with your Go Outdoors discount card for a bargain!"