"Robert and Wendy are so lovely. The sunbed is really good but you can get caught out if you have your usual time right after they change the bulbs!"
"The scampi is eye-wateringly wonderful. The staff are useless."
"I now know the receptionist's life story, and it takes her a good 10 seconds after someone has got to the desk to stop talking to her colleague about this and that, but theyre nice people."
"Dont try and have a conversation on this bus; the way it crashes over the speed humps makes communicating near impossible. Proper handy route though. :-)"
"Honey Bear is an interesting cocktail."
"The Katy cider is great, and yes - the Thai woman is extremely rude."