"Great beer, great food, awful toilets!"
"I've heard the coffee is great, but I just don't get to work early enough to be in a queue for half an hour. Thank goodness that new Pret has opened on the high street."
"The Vol-au-vents here are amazing!"
"If you're in a rush then steer clear of this phenomenally slow coffee shop. I've been here 10 minutes, now I'm late for work."
"This place started off well a few years back. Not sure if it's changed owners but it shouldn't take 10 minutes to make a coffee. Avoid unless you have time to kill and fancy spending it in a queue."
"The queues in Tesco can get pretty long - if you're just after a pint of milk, or perhaps some alcohol and a packet of crisps then why not save yourself some time and buy them here?"