"The pastries are generally good here, but avoid the vegan brownie—it’s as dry as a desert."
"Definitely avoid the lemonade. They make a big hubbub about it as if it were homemade, but it’s cloyingly sweet and it tastes like Country Time lemonade (and I don’t mean that as a compliment)."
"The WiFi password is coffeeandcheese"
"You can’t go wrong here. I went with the Favorite, but everything looks great."
"If you like kalamata olives, the omnivore pizza is pretty nommish"
"The Blizzards are nice."