Michael Martineau

"Watch out for soccer balls!"

"If you get there early get a good seat to see the world renowned Dan McDowell perform feats of amazement with his mouth."

"Avoid the mayor here, he is a demigod"

"Free wifi"

"Don't even attempt to order a double, they're very generous with the liquor pours. Also try the sampler platter, both the wings and mozzarella sticks are to die for!"

"Great selection of draft beers!"