"Great 'pet hotel'. Perfect when you go away for a weekend or longer. Leave your pet and your worries there. Open from 8:00 am to 17:00 pm"
"I your wireless doesn't work on your laptop, or simply if you do not have wireless, you need to get a room on the 8th floor, where you can get the only rooms with ADSL."
"Why would I want to be the "Mayor" of such an architectural disaster?"
"Any hotel that states it offers "refillable eco-friendly "Press & Wash" dispensers" because it wants to "contribute to a safer environment" is full of BS! It means, you gonna get crap in your bathroom"
"Spooky architecture... there is no soul in this god's forsaken place..."
"The ATM there is one of my best trusted friends"