"Watch out for the grey reinforced curb around the foodmart. You might clip it going 2mph and pop your tire and mess up your car. Just saying."
"Be careful because the girl will put WAY too much sour cream on."
"Weird...I've definitely used a card after midnight. It's 3am now and I'm here!"
"The spicy honey chicken will destroy your mouth but it's so worth it."
"VERY. CHERRY. MILLSHAKE."
"Try not to eat here, I just went to the bathroom and saw an employee pee and leave without washing her hands. Eww."