Olden McGroyn

"Rub and Tug?"

"Club owner, k*, has thought of everything; chutes, ladders, a woman with nowhere left to turn, Gurfs (German Smurfs), a Teddy Ruxpin wearing mascara. There is no password, just do the Cosby face."

"Do not know if the hoop here is better than at Bathtub Linds."

"The line used to be called the South Lake Union Trolley. It went farther then."

"Another great addition to the neighborhood for everyone to use....whoops, forgot I'm a non-star-bellied sneetch... *sad trombone*"

"Sometimes... to know the grid ... you have to be On The Grid."