"Oh Carol! That's not a tip. I'm sure you consumed more than 2 sandwiches right?"
"The squash enchiladas are very tasty and the red oak smoked tenderloin is amazing (the steak isn't on the menu)."
"Your checkin special isn't a checkin special if you don't get anything for checking in."
"Worst Buckle I've been in. After Lindsay N. finally stopped checking on her "boots that'll be in tomorrow" & telling co-workers to hold them. She wadded my shirt up and handed it across the counter."
"Not so kid friendly. The mean lady gets on her headset and talks about you."