"lush employees are always lovely, and eager to help find the perfect product for your needs!"
"make sure you try the flapjacks from Create, they're amazing. last i checked, they still have vegan ones available too."
"Free Wi-Fi! Just ask for the password at the bar."
"over priced and if a 'dubstep night' is being advertised, then it's probably a typo because it'll most like being house that's played."
"printing credits machine is broken on the ground. head to the one of the 1st floor instead."
"ethnobiology lab is open to students. you just need to find the code!"