Oscar Garcia

"If a red shirt is working the counter, order at your own risk."

"Holy fuck the Caramel Salted Mocha. Get it, it's not on the menu."

"Make sure you tell people, "look over there," so you can steal their tots while they're not looking! Works like a charm."

"The Groupon for this place is amazing. Look for it; admission, two popcorns, and two drinks for about 15 bucks. Win."

"Order as many fries as you can. You won't regret it."

"It might not be the best looking place, but the food is always good and fresh. That's why it's still in business, no?"