"When you pick up your dog's poop. PLEASE have the courtesy to take it to one of the several trash cans along the trail. The other responsible dog owners and trail users thank you!!"
"Please remember that the ground & gate agents are there to help you as much AS POSSIBLE. Behave like an adult and treat them with respect. There are other people traveling besides just you."
"Make sure you're not wearing a white shirt or a sleeveless shirt for the guys but girls can come in wearing as little as pasties and a thong??!! WTF!!!!"
"If you want free wifi, you may want to order a "coldbeer" to sip while surfing ;-)"
"Call ahead for any large groups. Place is located in a small strip mall across the street from Alderwood Mall Sears/PF Changs."