"Breakfast buffet special is just $5.99, but honestly it's not really worth it. We can get better at Eat n Park."
"Bring a spoon with you if you are getting a burrito bowl. You won't want to miss a drop!"
"Bottom row, Pop Tarts. Get 'em!"
"You wish, girlfriend! Eat your heart out! ;^)"
"Come in, sit down, relax. Our home is yours."