"Far and away the best restaurant in Padstow. Leaves Stein in the dust. We've seen Heston Blumenthal eating in here."
"Cancel all your other reservations. Saved this until the last night and it has been the only one worth eating at. Excellent."
"Sandwich guy comes around 10am. Nowhere onsite to buy food so if you're in after that, be sure to bring food or transport."
"Grab a seat in the eating area while and let your missus get on with it."
"Come back in a few years when this 'nachtmerrie van beton' has been transformed into something worth looking at."