"Valet parking rate is $38/day."
"Save 10% when you pay the bill in cash."
"Patio seating is the best. Beware of the little birds. They will take the mac & cheese right off your plate!"
"If it's after 8:15 on a weekday morning, start with the 4th floor for parking."
"Can't take home food. No talking on cellphone policy. Very large portions. Extra toppings are free - veggies, garlic, and pork fat. Cash only."
"Watch out for suspicious people at night. My relative barely escaped robbery!"