Ninja Genius

"Bring food and water, always. Or money. Don't stop by unannounced. Just, don't. The rain man like neighbors dogs will Attack!"

"Get ready!"

"Tired of being fat and out of shape? Then this is truly the place!"

"Awesome staff and customer service! Coffee is incredible. Especially the Cayenne Mocha, which should be renamed the Lebron Mocha! Great place for family and sports. Plus they're Miami Heat fans! ;)"

"This is the best boot camp and fitness center in the Northwest Nay the World!"