chris simon

"The sweatbreads here are my new favorite sin."

"This place needs more chairs like woah."

"I love spring rolls, but I have an irrational hatred of cucumbers. This place replaces the cucumber with meat, meaning their spring rolls are the best probably the best ever."

"Also, if you ask for some balsamic for your bread, they will tell you that they don't have any, even though there is obviously balsamic on the entree you were just served. Seriously, F this place."

"When the girl drops off your check and says that it will 'be no hurry' she really means that it will be no hurry for herself and will disappear for 25 minutes."

"I've been here for 25 minutes, and still haven't had my food order taken yet. The drinks are good, but the service here is always pretty lacking."