"Gross is the soap dispenser in the bathroom on the 3rd floor not working or showing signs of working anytime recently. Skeeved out."
"Don't sit at the bar. When it gets crowded people are literally up your ass while you eat."
"Open another register for the food!! It's a Saturday night, long ass line, big bummer in a place that is otherwise a joy"
"If a machine doesn't work, don't bother telling anyone who works here, they don't care."
"Before paying the door cover ask what the wait time to bowl and eat is."