"Pre pre pre order for sure. We've been here an hr and although we pre ordered... Still no food. Not a great start after only being open 6 days"
"Don't bother coming here... It's crap"
"Don't bother coming at lunch ... Full of oldies queuing for prescriptions... Taking for ages... And I don't have ages"
"Brilliant... Some old guy hitting on a mid 20's lass. Pick up joint?"
"Nutter in queue trying to strike up convo. Stinks of gags and booze. Big queue of course"
"Tonight... Shocking on the eye"