"Four words: deputy principal Tania Turik. Amusement will ensue."
"Nice in summer. Great location in proximity to the sun resulting in an excellent sunburn."
"Oh dear god. Best pasta dishes I've ever eaten. Beware: dining room doesn't sell alcopops!"
"On certain days you'll find the room at the back of the library is available. Great place to study/chill as it is sound proofed and nobody seems to notice you're there."
"Large rocks/boulders in the middle of the infants' playground.. I don't understand!? How are they supposed to run free at playtime!"