Nicholas Balderston

"This place is like a sanitarium on Sunday nights. Sad but true..."

"Wherever I may roam, I'll never find another pub like this."

"Wherever I may roam I won't find another place like this."

"Don't don't drop a load in their toilet or you will be unforgiven."

"Seek and destroy a pint and a plate of fries fit only 6 Euros."

"Eh, it's not really that big."