"Eggs Benedict l, while a longstanding special, is not actually on the menu"
"Attend all the great events there!"
"If you're here after hours. REMEMBER TO BRING A PEN!"
"Dollar vodkas on Monday. All vodkas. Flavored absolut and stoli etc. ten til midnight"
"1902 Keystone Drive, Erie is the real address. Staples moved last year"
"go limp just before it starts descending. for extra fun go from limp shoulders to almost a standing position. arrr matey's!"