"Watch out for Maryhill inhabitants... And cars that go too fast and splash you"
"Beware arsey drivers that look at you like you ate a child if you have more than 2 bags..."
"expect to grow facial hair whilst waiting for the lifts in the main building, they take their sweet ass time"
"On the help point (platform 1) there is no button... Whit is this"
"Make sure the driver knows the bus route..."
"Seems rather bumpy at maryhill road"