"Join the loyalty program."
"Trivia Tuesdays. Top 3 teams get Tap gift cards!"
"Get tehw strawberry peanut butter ice cream. Unexpectedly delicious! Great way to cool off."
"Weihenstephan Brewery has been making beer since 1040 C.E., and The Tap carries 5 beers by them and usually there is one on tap."
"Tec-9s tucked under the floorboards."
"Great venue for shagging. Hail Satan."