"Careless salesmen, lazy salesgirls... LOL"
"Infernal heat to roast you out!"
"Look at the been tree covered with Bougainvillea."
"Look out for the inwardly bent 3D glasses. They're quite uncomfortable."
"Come with a bottle of wine, your own glass and plate and any meat will do fine to have dinner at Mysore's best.P. S.- Come prepared to cook your own recipe. ;)"