Neil Lyons

"When the forecast calls for rain, everyone stays away. GO THAT DAY! It's empty."

"No kids menu, but they will create a smaller plate of almost every dish for $10."

"Teachers are free. Bring your OCT card."

"It's called "managed expectations". It's legoland, not disneyworld. Your first clue that this attraction will only last 1-2 hours? It's inside a mall. But for what it is, it's pretty good."

"Carrots don't grow in the tundra, on the prairies, or anywhere else these animals live. Parents, would you allow strangers to approach your children and begin feeding them? Stop feeding the animals!"

"Teachers are half-price. Just show your o.c.t. card."