"Can't say I'd recommend it."
"Obvious hipster bar... Only nowhere to smoke and no bike parking. Wtf?"
"Slice, salad, drink $5.50."
"Easily my favourite bike shop. Great concept and only bike geniuses at work."
"Meh. I'm no hotel snob but for the price, the rooms are... lame?"
"Lesli is rad. Her sister is hot."