Natalie Smyth

"Need to work on their consistency. I always get the same bowl and sometimes it's great with tons of toppings, and sometimes they are super skimpy with what they put in."

"There was a hair in my trash potatoes this morning, but I kept eating them anyway."

"Make sure to ask for your change, or they'll assume it's theirs."

"Don't go here. Seriously, just don't do it."