"If you see Eric Sutfin here, please buy him a shot of tequila!"
"If you are drunk and reading this--going in the moat is not a good idea! Especially not in your shoes. (Noah Margolis)"
"Spent too much time in Norlin this year, like me? The fifth floor has comfy couches, gorgeous views, a quiet studious atmosphere, and is open until midnight Monday-Thursday!"
"Long day? Need a break? Try a candlelight hot class with Grant or Ashley! :)"
"Make your own shake! Try the chocolate banana milkshake made with Oreo cookie ice cream."
"Show your Buff card for a 10% student discount!"